हिंदी चुटकुले

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Boy: Tumhara naam kya hai?
Girl: Kyun btau? mein tumhai janti bhi nahi!
Boy: Na batao mein konsa tumhai apni ferari mein betha raha hun!
Girl: Neha, B.com 2nd Yr
Wo samne wali gali me right hand pe 4th number pe mera ghr hai 32/B,
Ghar mein ek chota bhai n mummy papa hain,
Tution timings 6 to 8।



Girl: Kon ho tum?
Boy: hasrat tumhari
Girl: chahtey kya ho
Boy: mohhabat tumhari
Girl: pachtaoge tum
Boy: kismat humari
Girl: married hu main
Boy: to pahle hi bhonk deti
MANHOOS NAARI




Bacha apni Dadi se: Kya hm hamesha 5 hee rahay ge?
Aap, papa, mom, behan, aur mein?
Dadi: Nahi! jab tumhari shadi ho jaye gi to hm 6 ho jain ge.
Bacha: phr bahen ki hsadi ho gi to hm phir se 5 ho jain ge naaa ??
Dadi Peyaar se: Nahi jb tumhara beta paida ho jaye gaa to ham phir 6 ho jain ge.
Bacha: Phir jb aap marr jayen gi to hm phir se 5 ho jain gy,
Dadi: Lakh di lanat tery Hesab te,
Kutty deya putraa… So ja chup ker के
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Aadmi: calls his wife, Nokar ne phone receive kiya..!!
Aadmi: Begam Saheba se baat karwao!!
Nokar: Woh to sahab k sath so rahi hain!!
Aadmi: Per sahab to me hun!!
Nokar: Ab me kya karun??
Aadmi: Maar do dono ko

AFTER KILLING
Nokar: Lashon ka kya karun??
Aadmi: Ghar k piche jo naddi hai us me phenk k bhaag ja!!
Nokar: Par ghar k piche to koi naddi nahi hai!!!
Aadmi: To kya ye 3530153 num nahi hai??
Nokar: Nahi
Aadmi: Sorry WRONG NUMBER..!!